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Yo mama so fat, when she's on the hockey field, she's walking on thin ice

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1. Why the sky was sad?

I don't know but it looked blue

2. Yo moms is so fat she has her own area code

3. The relationship was going great with this woman I was dating… until she brought up ‘crab play’ in the bedroom.

That’s when things started going sideways.

4. Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because someone left windows open

5. Always be wary of elevators…

They will try to get you high, but will let you down

6. Tragedy struck at my mom's birthday party.

Her sisters were there and someone foolishly brought an aardvark.

7. What did Winnie the pooh say to his new love interest?

Show me the honey

8. I asked the French guy working at the bakery for 20 croissants. He was one short and asked...

'Dis 'nuff??

9. Blonde & new windows

Last year a woman replaced all the windows in her house with those expensive, high efficiency, double paned windows. Today, she got a call from the store saying she hadn’t paid for them. The woman said just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean I’m stupid. Just like your salesman told me, these windows will pay for themselves in one year. Helloooo, it’s been a year, they’re paid for…

10. Know why ChatGPT won't teach you how to do something immoral?

It follows its code of ethics

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